Thursday, May 28, 2009

Why I Want a Wife

I clearly need another blog for these types of posts, but until then, these are my thoughts:

"Why I Need a Wife"

She would be less likely to center her life around the viewing of sports, and the talking about sports.

She would want to make love with me, and want me to appreciate her and her body, and would appreciate the fact that I want to please her. She would be overjoyed with the amount of physical intimacy I would give her. She would like kissing.

She would take an interest in home improvement.

She would help me become a better person.

She would be concerned about my physical, emotional, and spiritual well-being.

She would want to keep our marriage alive and healthy and thriving.

She would want to have fun with me.

She would seek to find out what is wrong in our relationship and make every attempt to make it better.

OK, so clearly getting a wife would not guarantee I would get these things. I just think women do these more than men do (in general), so I find myself wondering if the roles were reversed, if I would be getting the better end of this marriage deal.


Marthavmuffin said...

Wow, I thought I was going to read a post on 'SO that dinner would be fixed when I get home.' So she could take the kids where they need to go, so the house would be cleaned by someone other than me'

Sorry you're feeling so blah, *hugs*

Tamara said...

Oh, and all those that Martha said!!

Overwhelmed! said...

Hang in there!

Anonymous said...

Tamara, I need a wife too. She could bath my son when I'm too tired to; she could stay home and do all the things I think I want to do, but really don't-like home school, garden, grocery shop, and laundry. Maybe posting a craigslist ad will allow me to wife share, that's a great idea. We all have our crappy days, but what cheers me up is that likely someone is having a worse day than me. It doesn't really cheer me up but I feel a little less worse about myself. Hope that helps.